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Post by ALANZA AMOR on Nov 21, 2016 19:57:52 GMT
Would you mind... possibly not feeding my cats?
I'm terribly sorry that it's come to this, but this has to stop.
Bean and Cream appreciate the gesture greatly, but its making them sick. Last night Bean threw up on Cream, which caused Cream to throw up on my new pair of pants. I love my cats very much, but I also loved that pair of jeans.
If you give either of my cats another one of those treats, I will kindly deliver them to your house so they can vomit on your pants.
Lots of Love, Alanza Amor
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Post by CONSTANCE QUINN on Nov 22, 2016 11:25:27 GMT
oh gosh I'm so sorry! They just appeared in my apartment on night and I didn't realise they belonged to anyone!
I don't have cats so I wasn't sure what they ate - but don't worry I won't keep experimenting anymore.
I'm happy to pay for the pants if you send me the bill for them! I know the feeling when you ruin your favourite pair, can't let that happen to someone else.
Again, super sorry, won't do it again.
Connie Q.
p.s. this owl likes dancing to no-maj music??
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Post by ALANZA AMOR on Nov 22, 2016 16:12:24 GMT
Aww, you're sweet! Im just happy they ended up into your apartment instead of going to that creepy couple down the block....
Sorry about the wandering, love! They tend to go where they please. You ought to stop by sometime and hear about how Bean made his was into the No-Maj car shower downtown. Now that's a story!
Payment for the pants won't be nessicary! I think I can live without another white pair of jeans. (though if we're being honest, they did make my ass look fantastic)
Xoxo, Alanza
p.s. - hmm, i wasn't aware. a little bit of experimenting has led me to believe he's a fan of something called rapping?
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Post by CONSTANCE QUINN on Nov 24, 2016 9:23:38 GMT
oh thank god! I thought I was the only one who thought they were creepy! I haven't seen them for a few days actually, though I keep hearing the weird banging noises so I know they're still there.
Oh I've heard many cat adventured but that sounds like a complete saga! I bet he'd never gone back though?
Haha well if you're sure? I don't mind, my boss pays for all my clothes so I could just get them on company credit?
Connie
p.s. that's hilarious. I love owls, they're like vicious babies!
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Post by ALANZA AMOR on Nov 25, 2016 22:10:46 GMT
Hmmph... I wouldn't be surpirsed if they had their own little torture chamber set up in there. I've never been one to judge, but there's defiantly something wrong with those two. Perhaps an investigation is in order? Not to this day! Unfortunetly, it hadn't put a stop in his wandering. Lucky me.... You're kidding! I need to start hanging around you, and maybe start working for your boss. What do you do? Model? Retail? There's that darling boutique just around the corner. Kisses! Alanza p.s. - a vicsious baby? that makes for an.... interesting mental picture TEMPLATE BY ELIZA @ SHADOWPLAY
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